As you might know by
now, I’m in Cherrapunjee (a.k.a. Sohra) in the far away land of North-East
India, where butterflies and tribal people roam free all around, and where any
good day is a day without 4 hours of continuous rain. Even so, if the rain
doesn’t melt the last remaining thread of fabric from your clothes, the
humidity – usually orbiting the 80% area – will probably get to you in ways
unimaginable to anyone not born here.
When it’s raining,
there’s one of two ways of spending time: counting heaps of money or engaging
in the deep-rooted art of making children. Since none of the two is available
to me right now, I desperately needed to find something else to fill my time. And
that could only mean manual labor. I’ll grant you, usually it shouldn’t be the
type labor that requires lots of space and/or proper tools to undertake it, but
if there’s no other possibility, even that will do.
Confused? Well, let me
explain: out here time is mostly spend inside. And if the inside is not big
enough, one must find ways of making it bigger. That’s what we started out to
do. Heprit, this great guy, who also happens to own the hostel I stay at in
Lower Sohra and me decided to change things around here and make the common
room/reception bigger.
Imagine a 4x4 meter
room with a door and two windows on one side. Now imagine that as soon as you
step in, you are confronted with either going to the right and virtually
walking into a DVD rental place, or striding to the left and thus landing in
the hostel’s reception. These areas are partly divided by a plywood wall right
in front of the door, leaving about a meter in front of that for people to decide which way to
go. We agreed that the best (and only) way to make a bigger reception where
people could also hang out would understandably be to shrink the DVD rental. Also,
in order to give the people some intimacy from the inquisitive eyes of the
locals, Heprit, who also happens to own the DVD rental place, and me decided
that the best place to expand would be behind the DVD rental.
Our planning summed up
no more than one full day of steady work. But as my mother taught me, to get to
the real amount of time any construction work takes, you’ll have to multiply
what you planned by three and then hope for the best. Still, our minds were
racing towards the end of this prodigious effort and didn’t even bother to
think that it might just possibly take a little longer, considering the fact
that we started at 2PM. After taking down all the DVDs displayed on the shelves
and the shelves themselves, we intended to move the back plywood wall about
halfway towards the front. But for this to happen, we had to first fix the
shelves so that the plywood could be secured onto something. Well, by the end
of the day, half of the shelves were in place.
On the second morning,
we realized that if we put all the shelves up, there’d be no way of getting out
from the back of the DVD rental, because we hadn’t cut through the wall towards
the common room. So we started on chopping the dividing wall so that we’d have
access on all sides.
Fixing the back plywood
proved a bit tricky, as we couldn’t see where to nail it to the shelves from the
back side so, on a closer look, you might see a small assemblage of tiny holes
(and only imagine the thunderous diatribes we uttered every time we hit nothing
on the other side). Still, on the third day, all the DVDs were dusted and put
back into place.
The back room is still
not ready; we came to an abrupt halt because we are not sure how to go on and
what exactly to do back there. But in the meantime, friends come and help out
with difficult tasks, such as applying the varnish, being fully, professionally
equipped:
There are other
projects filling my time. For instance, the 3-day disco ball made of old CDs or
the new sign from outside the hostel, complying with Heprit’s requests and
fashion sense, so I have yet to be bored.
Before |
After |
If it ever rains and
you find yourself with nothing better to do than change the size of your DVD
rental place or brake some scissors while trying to cut through old CDs, feel
free to give me a shout and I’ll walk you through any of these projects free of
charge and with accurate time spending information. After all, you know what
they say: ‘If at first you don’t succeed, try a bigger hammer’. Alternatively, 'If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried'.
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